Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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