Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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