He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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