Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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