This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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