margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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