he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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