I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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