Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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