so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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