Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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