are you still at the devil's house?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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