singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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