im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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