Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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