I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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