Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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