Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He has the fingertips of a God
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