Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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