We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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