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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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