Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
