New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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