she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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