I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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