He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i think i scared a bird with my dick
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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