god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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