I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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