We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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