break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Yo dont text me then not text me
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
