I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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