She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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