The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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