My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I can't turn off my feet"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
