i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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