It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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