: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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