Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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