Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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