Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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