Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think i got beer on your cat.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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