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I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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