Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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