Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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