I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I party with great urgency now.
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