Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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