Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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