Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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