I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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