did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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