How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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